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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee wears like a favorite from day one. The heavyweight cotton has a soft, lived-in surface thanks to post-construction dyeing, while the tubular knit and lack of side seams give a clean, timeless silhouette. Front chest art is small and subtle; the back features bold, retro-inspired lettering with playful attitude — a shirt that reads like a joke you’d tell at a backyard hangout. It sits loose, moves with you, and keeps its shape thanks to double-needle seams and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton. Sized broadly from S to 4XL and offered in many colors, it’s a comfortable everyday layer for anyone who likes vintage textures and a smart sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for that worn-in color and texture.
- Tubular, no side-seam construction with double-needle stitching for durability and clean lines.
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S to 4XL available (see size chart).
- Sewn-in label and available in 58 colorways.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Graphic T-Shirt — "What's the Return Policy on a Baby Daddy?" Retro Typography Tee
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for that worn-in color and texture.
- Tubular, no side-seam construction with double-needle stitching for durability and clean lines.
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S to 4XL available (see size chart).
- Sewn-in label and available in 58 colorways.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
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